'We're looking for someone aged 22-26 [...] with 30 years of experience': 15+ Top interview memes for job seekers

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    lucy,, @curledbitch jobs: NOW HIRING!!!!! me: *applies* jobs: not u tho lol
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    Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holy he do that? can Twitter: river_niles
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    Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
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    Pistol Pete @_Peter_Thompson Follow me: my greatest weakness is having no rigid exoskeleton. It means I can be easily stabbed interviewer: me: oh you mean like on the job
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    Vikrám; fas; fe @gvicks Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
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    [interview] Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy @thepunningman
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    Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: I'd rather not I kinda need this job @dudewheresmymeme
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    Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly
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    SO WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? I'D SAY MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS LISTENING
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    Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped FOX 5 NEW gue BOUNCE Dog BBC NEWS Twitter: @kristen_arnett OB 89.3
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    Employer: any experience with people? Me: I am a people
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    Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always felt passionately about not starving to d☐
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    Always Be Yourself Except During Job Interviews
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    "Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere" Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98 "Really?" Me: No SEE MORE
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    Can you perform under pressure? I don't know but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody. EATLIVER.COM
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    WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE AGE 22-26 WITH 30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
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    Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions

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